Ranter Works

Yep, new one added into the dumpster… I mean, archive. Click HERE to read, hope ye enjoy it, comment and share around, the usual.

And that’ll be it, for now. Seeya next time! ^^

My webcomic Fontes’ Rants is now listed on TV Tropes. I’d like to thank the person who made the page, as I wasn’t expecting that I’d be known already for one of these. XD

For those who dunno, TV Tropes is a wiki-like online database dedicated to clichés and other commonly used elements in all sorts of media. Certainly a great place to take a look, either you’re a writter looking for ideas, or simply someone looking for something to browse.

And that’ll be it, for now. Seeya guys next time! ^^

WHAT THE?!… AGAIN?!

Yeah, it seems like I had a bit of free time, and decided to make ANOTHER strip. Guess I’m off the hook for the next 3 weeks, huh?

Nah, just kiddin’! Anyway, check it out in HERE, and as always, hope ye enjoy it.

Seeya next time, everybody! ^^

So soon?! Is it possible?!

Why, yes it is! CLICK HERE to read the latest strip, and as always, hope ye enjoy it.

Seeya next time! ^^

Hey, everyone. I’m here to show you some new projects from Level99 Games.

Click above.

That’s Champions of Indines, a new board game in which you play as some of the characters from the BattleCON fighting card game, alogn with some new aditions. But this time, instead of going one-on-one, the warriors of Indines join forces to defeat… whatever comes at ’em, really.

That page already has sample material for you to try out, with boss artworks done by yours truly. So, if you’re into D&D styled board games, be sure to check this one out!

Speaking of D&D styled games…

Click above.

I may have nothing to do with this one, but that doesn’t stop me from talkin’ about it, either. XD

Mystic Emperian is a RP Board Game in which you create not only the characters, but you may also alter the world that you play on, giving you quite a bit of liberty. If ye wanna know more, just click that banner, and take a stroll through the page.

You can also check out the project’s Kickstarter page by CLICKING HERE.

And with this, I shall make my leave. Seeya next time! ^^

The following post is addressed to the portuguese community.

Ora bem, meus amigos… de vez em quando lá vai saindo um post em portuga. E este é sobre algo que me tem vindo a fazer coçar a cabeça há já um bom tempo.

Suponho que a grande maioria do pessoal da comunidade otaku saiba que coisas são estas. P’ra quem não sabe, são paus de biscoito com chocolate à volta. Ou outra porra qualquer, depende do sabor que esteja na caixa.

O que me faz coçar a cabeça é que, supostamente, isto não há cá. Como tal, os belos dos otakus mais idio-… quer dizer, mais ferrenhos (controla-te, Fontes…), que gostam de ter o Japão a enfiar-lhes tudo o que tenha olhos em bico pela goela abaixo, gostam muito deste “snack”. Porquê?

Pelo sabor? Pela textura? Porque tem piada comer sushi com pauzinhos comestíveis? Não… é porque os japoneses também comem aquela porra. E antes que perguntem, sim, já provei. Não acho mau, mas também não é nada por aí além. Prefiro uma caixa de donuts, se querem que vos diga.

Mas eu ando praqui a escrever, e tal e coiso… Qual é o propósito disto tudo?

É que esses Otakus JUMENTOS andam-me a pagar PORTES DE ENVIO e possivelmente TAXAS ALFANDEGÁRIAS, a mandar dinheiro lá pra fora quando o país tá em CRISE…

… por uma merda de biscoitos que temos a metade do preço no Intermarché! Querem fingir que são japoneses? Por mim tudo bem. Agora não me andem a foder a economia do país a mandar dinheiro pra fora por causa de biscoitos em forma de gravetos, quando nós tamém temos essa merda em Portugal!

Tenho dito. Até à próxima!

AAAAaaaaaaand new rant added to the archive, reachable by clicking HERE. Not exactly a rant, but a lil’ WTF moment of mine. Still hope ya enjoy, don’t forget to comment, spread it around, if ya like, yadda-yadda-yadda.

And that’ll be it. Seeya around!

Oy everybody! New rant added to the bunch. Click HERE to read it, and as always, hope ye enjoy it.

And that’s it for now. Seeya next time! ^^

PS: Steve Jobs supposedly ain’t in charge of Apple, anymore.

Yeah… remember that section I made for Minecraft-related downloads?

No? Good, because I decided to host them on an external gallery on Planet Minecraft, similar to how I keep my stuff on DeviantART. With this, the link to those downloads has already been edited in that menu up there, but for those who’re too lazy to browse a simple drop-down menu… tough luck, you’ll have to do it anyway! XD

Moving along… Hope all minecraft players in the house (YOW!) enjoy what I’ll be uploading in there. Seeya next time! ^^

Hey, everyone! Just to let ya all know that I’ve added a new download category, called Minecraft Downloads. As the name suggests, it contains downloads for the famous indie game Minecraft.

For now it only has 2 character skins, but I will surely add more stuff in the future (more skins, and who knows what else). Until then, hope you like what’s available, and seeya next time! ^^